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Monday, August 23, 2010

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Top Ten Funniest Presidential Quotes

1. “Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.” - James A. Garfield

2. "You lose." - Calvin Coolidge after a woman told him she made a bet that she could get at least three words of conversation from him

3. “Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.” - Woodrow Wilson

4. “An amazing invention - but who would ever want to use one?” - Rutherford B. Hayes sharing his thoughts about the telephone

5. “Washington, DC is 12 square miles bordered by reality." - Andrew Johnson

6. "If you can't convince them, confuse them." ~ Harry Truman

7. "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered at the White House - with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone." - John F. Kennedy.

8. "Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt." - Herbert Hoover.

9. "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan.

10. “Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.” - Thomas Jefferson

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