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Monday, August 23, 2010

Feature story 1

SALLY THE HORSE

By now, almost the entire school knows Sally, the pencil pouch. She hangs from my book sack and attends all of my classes. She also get abducted, frequently. She then misses class, has to be tutored and sometime even has to go to counseling. It is all very traumatic for her. As I was walking down the school hallway last year, I past the 5th (or 4th) graders and they all laughed and pointed and yelled "look at the wiener pony!" Sally is a horse, not a wiener pony.
Yesterday, during PE, I left my book sack with Sally attached in the restroom because, obviously, she hates running and therefore-PE. While I was away, working for my A in PE, a mischievous, evil fiend sneaked into the restroom and kidnapped my Sally. I have yet to relocated her,so hold on to your eye balls until i get her back. If you happen to see Sally see really needs to get back to me so she doesn't miss anymore class. She has a quiz coming up in English and she got to the last one in the nick of time so she didn't have much time at all to study. Keep your eyes peeled and your ear alert for Sally, you never know when she will show up.

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