Hi. Today is a good day.
Anyway, on to the task at hand.
I am going to talk about grown ups.
These strange beings are in a surplus in all of our stores and markets and therefore rather easy to get one, but many are counterfeits. The fake grown up is a rather dumb, slow, awkward imitation of the real deal. They will say one thing and mean the other. they are often young looking but have a few unclean children tagging along after them.
Genuine grown ups are quite expensive and harder to get but sometimes they will follow you out of the store against your (and the owner's) will and admonish you for what ever you were doing int eh building. They will then proceed to follow you home and live in the best room in the house with the best bathtub and tell you to do their dishes and make you their food. The only way though, to tell a real grown up from a fake one is to look its mouth and then runaway. If it yells at you when you get home and then holds you while you cry in shame for disobeying, they it is a real grown up and you should keep forever and ever.
very well written.
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